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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
tastefullyoffensive:

[getabducted]

fullblownpanic:

jackfrost4ever:


misterpornographic
:

korra-obsession:

rainbowgalax:

pelekai:

pelekai:

AWWWWWWWWWW

HIS FACE IN THE FIRST ONE

AWWWWW

Favorite gif ever

HIS FACE I CAN’T

if you don’t reblog this we are going to have serious problems then

Stitch: the greatest person in the world, and he isn’t even human.

No guys wait, what if when he saw the bird fall, he thought, “If I don’t help him, he will get lost like the ugly duckling!”

Well now I’m crying, so thanks for that

(Source: swimminginseas, via x3vicky)

lifeimagines:

I hate USA. I wish they came to USA FIRST!! Everybody is bragging about how they have the album and which makes me sad :-( Because USA can’t have it. But then we “illegally” download it. 

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

(via nashtywilkinson)

bombing:

i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing

(via just-a-hopeless-daydreamer)

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

(Source: seaprincefukami, via zackisontumblr)

totallyespinosa:

mysasspinosa:

This is so cuteee, fetus Matt & Burnie

Always reblog
bl-ossomed:









i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,
like I GOT YOU. 
i got us.
fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this

underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

(via totallyespinosa)

reginasmom:

reginasmom:

*solange points at jay z and laughs* mocking jay part 1

*solange points at jay z and laughs again* mocking jay part 2

(via dirtylittledamsel)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via dirtylittledamsel)